Elementary, my Dear: Archive

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So I spent the whole day in bed aside from leaving for a visit to the campus doctor. They said I either have, or am developing an ulcer. Shit. You know from growing up that ulcers sound painful. But fuck you don’t really get how painful until you get one. This suckssssss.

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

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darthprolif: conradverner: practicallypeterpan: sekoshi: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT SCREAMING I nearly died. Like, literally. I inhaled two sunflower seeds. O___O His voice does NOT match him at all either. Totally caught off guard, I thought he was lip syncing then...

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Remember when everybody had flip phones

darthprolif: thefunniestpost: Everybody Would Be Like: thefunniestpost! I saw a co-worker with one today when I went out real fast. What of the odds? LOL But I said, lol people still have basic phones? ..I have the one from Verizon that’s free if you send in the rebate. ….because I dont have a job and refuse to ask my parents for more than the basics (because they’re...

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fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...

theta-doctor: moonflowerlights: fwips: John Watkittens Sherlockitty Holmes Meowcroft Holmes James Pawiarty Detective Meowstrade Meowses Hudson

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Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now:

oxfordtweed: ° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a message that women aren’t capable of fighting for their country. ° Related to the above, Watson has no longer...

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